Know your Faye's crew! by Katie

Episode 1: Alfonso

What is your full name?
Alfonso Alejandro Kellenberger

Where were you born?
I was born at the Kaiser in La Mesa, San Diego County , CA

How long have you worked at Faye's?
For a while now ... (laughs) ... Maybe 4.5 or 5.5? Not sure...

Who would play you in the movie of your life?
Vincent Gallo with Ray Liotta or Keanu Reeves doing the voiceover.

What was the last movie you saw in the theater?
Paris after Midnight. I attempted to go see Tree of Life but they weren't taking passes yet...

What would your last meal on earth be?
It's gonna be as much Spanish ham (jamon serrano) as I can fit in me.

If you were a salad, what kind of dressing would you have?
Ranch with bacon bits!


If you could have dinner with any famous person, living or dead, who would it be?
Toulouse-Lautrec, but only if we could get drunk.

What question should I ask you?
Are we done here?


Are we done here, Alfonso?
Seems like it.

THINGS WE DID

Here at Fayes we don't often like to take credit for other people's accomplishments, but sometimes... it's just makes us feel good. So things that we have done in the past that you may have not known about:

we built this:

we invented this:

                                                  that's penicillin, in case you didn't know




we started this trend:

we painted this:

we invented this:

and we invented this:

we also invented clapping among others

So, come into fayes, you owe us.

NEW RELEASES FOR JUNE 7TH

ANOTHER YEAR (Drama. Nominated for Best Screenplay)

THE BIG C: SEASON 1 (stars Laura Linney and Oliver Platt, oh and Precious)

THE COMPANY MEN (All star cast.. Maybe like Modern Mad Men)

BREAKING BAD SEASON 3 (--------------------------------)

JUST GO WITH IT (Adam Sandler and Jen Aniston)

SANCTUM (James Cameron flick.. Its not Avitar 2)

TRUE GRIT 2010 (Cohen Brothers… )

Best in Show 2011!!

Thanks to all the adorable pooches (and their owners) who participated in our annual Cutest Dog Contest. We love you all!

CUTEST DOG CONTEST

Don't forget to enter your doggie in our ANNUAL CUTEST DOG CONTEST. Send your favorite/cutest photo of your little one to fayesvideo@gmail.com by Friday June 3rd. Winners are announced on Saturday, June 4th 3pm at a DOG Parade outside of Fayes. RED CARPET ROLL OUT FOR OUR FAVORITE FURRY FRIENDS!!!!! FREE COFFEE AND CUTE DOGS!!!

NEW RELEASES MAY 31st

BIUTIFUL (Javier Bardem stars. Director of Amorres Perros y 21 Grams)
DRIVE ANGRY (Stars Nick Cage. Its probably the exact opposite of what Biutiful is about)

 PASSION PLAY (Get this.. It stars: BILL MURRAY, Megan FOX, & MICKEY Rourke)

TRUE BLOOD SEASON 3 (bites)

NEW RELEASES MAY 23rd! Check it!

BURNING PALMS (Controversial movie style)

THE DUEL: ANTON CHEKHOV'S (says 'Languorously sexy…")

 I AM NUMBER FOUR (action-y)

GNOMEO & JULIET (guess what, they are Gnomes…)

One Time - With Molly

One time I ate Bone Marrow!!!!!!! It was the most delicious thing I have ever had! I had it at  PLATE SHOP in Sausalito.  It made me wonder if my bone marrow is that tasty.... and then I decided that if the rapture does happen, I will have to have a taste.

The END! GOOD BYE!

ps- The Fast and The Furious movies are awesome!

pps- Fast Five is super awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ppps- Jordana Brewster is the most awesomest ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEWNEWNEW

THE MECHANIC (Jason Statham, action-y)

THE RITE (Stars Anthony Hopkins in story about Exorcism….)

THE ROOMMATE (Sexy thriller…)

CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM (you know who 7th time around)

One Time- With Molly

One time, I was at work today and Rachel showed me a photo of a costume she is going to wear tomorrow for bay 2 breakers.  It was an "Angry Bird" costume and I thought it was funny and scary at the same time.  After she left, I had bird on the brain.  So I grabbed the DVD boxes for "Birdemic: Shock and Terror" and "The Birds" and I acted out different scenerios of what I think will happen to Rachel tomorrow when she wears her big angry bird costume and confronts actual birds who might be angry.

Rachel: "I'm  the most popular APP! ROARRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
Real Bird: "Give me a Dorito I poop on your head I have one foot imma city bird."

That's it, I wasn't too creative in my role playing.

GOOD BYE!

IDEAS I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF BY NOW:

1) Sell time: ie: customer complains about not having enough time to watch all the movies they would like to. "hey, why don't we sell you 2 1/2 hours." Don't waste it going to the park or calling grandma, WATCH THE MOVIE. And no, you can't use it to unlawfully make money or procrastinate on your physics homework, jeeze, what a stupid idea, moving on...

2) Affogato: Go to Bi Rite Creamery, come in and we'll drop a shot of espresso in it, we may even sing: "drop it like a shot, drop it like a shot"  [FYI: Affogato means: "drowned" in Italian,]

3) Get a neon sign I see that Delphina has a bright blue pizzaria neon sign that lights up the whole neighborhood with cheer, like chunuka, seriously, it's mocking us right now, there are people that wait forever, it's got to be that sign. Our pizzaria would be red, and bigger and more cursive-like. It's gonna be so radical.

4) Lightning Bolt : I'm all for respecting my fellow employees taste in music, it's usually quite good, but blasting this band at full volume, constantly will bring customers to respect us more, cause this band is bad-ass, can I say bad ass on Bogger? [my taste in music changes constantly, it will be something totally different in a few hours]

I'm gonna stop while I'm ahead, because the rest of my ideas involve some really outside the box thinking a whole lot of imagination, I've been listening to Lightning Bolt for about a straight 2 hours now.  Whoooooaaaaa YEAH!!!! FAYES!!!!!!! YEA!

NEW MAY 10TH

BLUE VALENTINE (Ryan Gosling & Michelle Williams star. Couples stuff)

THE ILLUSIONIST (2010) (animated, nominated )

NO STRINGS ATTACHED (Ashton Kutcher & Nat Portman star. Sex/friends/trubs)