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HOT PICK 12 THIS WEEK AT FAYES! (free rentals)
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Monday, August 12, 2013
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Saturday, August 3, 2013
Possible Possibilities Vol 5
Fayes comes out with a brand of perfume called Fayoiuxette unpronounceable with a strong middle base of exotic cocoa leaf and musk.
Fayes writes a best-selling tell all about the neighborhood's gossip entitled: Espresso, Videos, Lies .you think your conversations on the bench were safe, you're wrong. We've been collecting gossip NSA style since 2001. You'd never guess who's been cheating on whom, and what so-and-so has been saying behind your back. Hardback copies are $500. $475 if you're a member. Libel, yes. Juicy, you bet. Fictitious, probably, that's in the definition of libel, I looked it up, slander is when it's spoken.
Fayes does not have a public bathroom, and we get asked often. But our calloused hearts with soften if you have a child, especially a cute one that can do the pee pee dance really well. But, for $12.00*you can rent a child for a minimum of 30 minutes to use the bathroom. All children are trained to do the pee pee dance and look as pitiful as possible for maximum bathroom admittance but after you and allowed access to the bathroom they are trained to ask questions you can't answer and request for ice cream flavors that don't exist. *$40 deposit on the child. If you have the child for more than 30 minutes you'll be charged an additional $12.00 if the child is returned in a state that does not resemble the state in which the child was rented, you will loose you deposit. Children are not to leave the store and not to be trusted with personal belongings.
Fayes writes a best-selling tell all about the neighborhood's gossip entitled: Espresso, Videos, Lies .you think your conversations on the bench were safe, you're wrong. We've been collecting gossip NSA style since 2001. You'd never guess who's been cheating on whom, and what so-and-so has been saying behind your back. Hardback copies are $500. $475 if you're a member. Libel, yes. Juicy, you bet. Fictitious, probably, that's in the definition of libel, I looked it up, slander is when it's spoken.
Fayes does not have a public bathroom, and we get asked often. But our calloused hearts with soften if you have a child, especially a cute one that can do the pee pee dance really well. But, for $12.00*you can rent a child for a minimum of 30 minutes to use the bathroom. All children are trained to do the pee pee dance and look as pitiful as possible for maximum bathroom admittance but after you and allowed access to the bathroom they are trained to ask questions you can't answer and request for ice cream flavors that don't exist. *$40 deposit on the child. If you have the child for more than 30 minutes you'll be charged an additional $12.00 if the child is returned in a state that does not resemble the state in which the child was rented, you will loose you deposit. Children are not to leave the store and not to be trusted with personal belongings.
Monday, July 29, 2013
Possible possibilities Vol 4.
There are so many colors and so many emotions that are not named. Language is at a loss and what better way to communicate than to transpose colors on specific unnamed emotions.
Every one sees colors in a different way, if you asked 50 people to find Coca Cola red, you'd get 50 different types of red. Just as you ask 50 people how they feel on a cold grey day, you'd get 50 different answers. This possible possibilities is dedicated to naming a few of the specific emotions though colors.
This is the color of being somewhat offended when a friend, who's not really a friend anymore corrects your grammar more than once during a dinner party you didn't really want to go to in the first place.
We associate this hue, value, tint shade and saturation with the emotion of eating too much watermelon
This is a very specific color, and it has a very specific emotion: You've just stared at a dog for a very long time and the dog gets a kind of weird feeling about you and you can't explain that you weren't trying to intimidate it, you were just noticing it's very nice coat and imagining what it might be like to be a dog, would you really drink out of a bowl that another dog just drank out of, that would be weird.
This color represents the emotion of: "I just had an idea, goddammit; I forgot it, what was I doing when I thought of that idea? Did it have to do with my day, or was it an idea about the future, it's wasn't a memory. Goddammit!"
This color represents: "It was a memory, but I still can't place the thought. Oh wait, it was that time I put a zip-tie around my finger and couldn't get it off for 35 minutes."
This color is how one feels after spending 35 minutes stretching and prying a zip-tie off of one's index finger.
This is the color for: "I tried to do a pull-up and only got a little bit up and then paced around and wondered if it were a life or death situation, would I be able to do a real pull-up. I think the adrenaline would allow me to, but what if I was practicing pull-ups to prepare for the life or death situation and my arms were really really tired and then I couldn't. I should not attempt to do another pull up for fear that I may need to save my strength. same with running, and sit-ups.
Every one sees colors in a different way, if you asked 50 people to find Coca Cola red, you'd get 50 different types of red. Just as you ask 50 people how they feel on a cold grey day, you'd get 50 different answers. This possible possibilities is dedicated to naming a few of the specific emotions though colors.
This is a very specific color, and it has a very specific emotion: You've just stared at a dog for a very long time and the dog gets a kind of weird feeling about you and you can't explain that you weren't trying to intimidate it, you were just noticing it's very nice coat and imagining what it might be like to be a dog, would you really drink out of a bowl that another dog just drank out of, that would be weird.
This color is how one feels after spending 35 minutes stretching and prying a zip-tie off of one's index finger.
Thursday, July 25, 2013
Possible Possibilities Vol. 3
7) What if I appropriated the plot from Freaky Friday and wrote a story about Mike and Matthew switching minds. it's possible.
8) What if we placed a bell on the door do it let us know when customers came in and out of the shop, but unbeknownst to the other employees I sneaked* into their bedrooms a week before and hypnotized them so that when they heard the bell:
Alfonso thought he was W.C. Fields
Colby awoke feeling like he had just consumed the largest meal of his life
Sophie thought she was communicating by tap dancing
Justin emerged from a sleepy daze and acted like a kitty
Molly comfortably reached for items that were 3 inches too far to her left
Mike thought he was Jennifer Proctor
Matthew became infatuated with the length of customer's eyelashes
*The past tense of sneak is sneaked, according to the AP style guide. Snuck is becoming more popular and may supplant "sneaked" but not officially....thus far.
Due to common usage, the dictionary now lists the rather vulgar snuck as an option, but sneaked is the original past tense form.
9) Now I am tired and I can not think of another possible possibility to I will leave you with this really stupid video of a cat playing the keyboard
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