CUTEST DOG CONTEST

Don't forget to enter your doggie in our ANNUAL CUTEST DOG CONTEST. Send your favorite/cutest photo of your little one to fayesvideo@gmail.com by Friday June 3rd. Winners are announced on Saturday, June 4th 3pm at a DOG Parade outside of Fayes. RED CARPET ROLL OUT FOR OUR FAVORITE FURRY FRIENDS!!!!! FREE COFFEE AND CUTE DOGS!!!

NEW RELEASES MAY 31st

BIUTIFUL (Javier Bardem stars. Director of Amorres Perros y 21 Grams)
DRIVE ANGRY (Stars Nick Cage. Its probably the exact opposite of what Biutiful is about)

 PASSION PLAY (Get this.. It stars: BILL MURRAY, Megan FOX, & MICKEY Rourke)

TRUE BLOOD SEASON 3 (bites)

NEW RELEASES MAY 23rd! Check it!

BURNING PALMS (Controversial movie style)

THE DUEL: ANTON CHEKHOV'S (says 'Languorously sexy…")

 I AM NUMBER FOUR (action-y)

GNOMEO & JULIET (guess what, they are Gnomes…)

One Time - With Molly

One time I ate Bone Marrow!!!!!!! It was the most delicious thing I have ever had! I had it at  PLATE SHOP in Sausalito.  It made me wonder if my bone marrow is that tasty.... and then I decided that if the rapture does happen, I will have to have a taste.

The END! GOOD BYE!

ps- The Fast and The Furious movies are awesome!

pps- Fast Five is super awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ppps- Jordana Brewster is the most awesomest ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEWNEWNEW

THE MECHANIC (Jason Statham, action-y)

THE RITE (Stars Anthony Hopkins in story about Exorcism….)

THE ROOMMATE (Sexy thriller…)

CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM (you know who 7th time around)

One Time- With Molly

One time, I was at work today and Rachel showed me a photo of a costume she is going to wear tomorrow for bay 2 breakers.  It was an "Angry Bird" costume and I thought it was funny and scary at the same time.  After she left, I had bird on the brain.  So I grabbed the DVD boxes for "Birdemic: Shock and Terror" and "The Birds" and I acted out different scenerios of what I think will happen to Rachel tomorrow when she wears her big angry bird costume and confronts actual birds who might be angry.

Rachel: "I'm  the most popular APP! ROARRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
Real Bird: "Give me a Dorito I poop on your head I have one foot imma city bird."

That's it, I wasn't too creative in my role playing.

GOOD BYE!

IDEAS I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF BY NOW:

1) Sell time: ie: customer complains about not having enough time to watch all the movies they would like to. "hey, why don't we sell you 2 1/2 hours." Don't waste it going to the park or calling grandma, WATCH THE MOVIE. And no, you can't use it to unlawfully make money or procrastinate on your physics homework, jeeze, what a stupid idea, moving on...

2) Affogato: Go to Bi Rite Creamery, come in and we'll drop a shot of espresso in it, we may even sing: "drop it like a shot, drop it like a shot"  [FYI: Affogato means: "drowned" in Italian,]

3) Get a neon sign I see that Delphina has a bright blue pizzaria neon sign that lights up the whole neighborhood with cheer, like chunuka, seriously, it's mocking us right now, there are people that wait forever, it's got to be that sign. Our pizzaria would be red, and bigger and more cursive-like. It's gonna be so radical.

4) Lightning Bolt : I'm all for respecting my fellow employees taste in music, it's usually quite good, but blasting this band at full volume, constantly will bring customers to respect us more, cause this band is bad-ass, can I say bad ass on Bogger? [my taste in music changes constantly, it will be something totally different in a few hours]

I'm gonna stop while I'm ahead, because the rest of my ideas involve some really outside the box thinking a whole lot of imagination, I've been listening to Lightning Bolt for about a straight 2 hours now.  Whoooooaaaaa YEAH!!!! FAYES!!!!!!! YEA!

NEW MAY 10TH

BLUE VALENTINE (Ryan Gosling & Michelle Williams star. Couples stuff)

THE ILLUSIONIST (2010) (animated, nominated )

NO STRINGS ATTACHED (Ashton Kutcher & Nat Portman star. Sex/friends/trubs)

Greer's Mothers Day Gift Guide

Hello there,

For all you late gift buyers, It's not too late! Greer has some fantastic Fayes gift ideas that mom will love!
1. Buy a Double Non-fat latte
2. Buy a fancy box
3. Pour latte into box
4. Ship box to mom and wait for her call to thank you!


Or if she's lactose intolerant:
1. Rent the Human Centipede
2. Ship it to MOM! Simple.
( but be sure to tell her to return it on time because if she doesn't, you'll get a late fee and that means No Presents Next Year! =(

New May 3rd

THE DILEMMA (Vince Vaughn and Kevin James. Comedy?)

FROM PRADA TO NADA (its like "Trading Places", but with ladies)

THE GREEN HORNET (Seth Rogen stars… action/comedy/stuff)