Monday, October 22, 2012

NEW RELEASES 10/23

DUDE, had history class been this blatantly erroneous and over the top thrilling I would have stayed awake. too bad:
ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER

MAGIC MIKE: "A male stripper teaches a younger performer how to party, pick up women, and make easy money"
Finally, it's about time we looked at the problems males sex workers endure, their vulnerability to violence and sexual and economic exploitation. They have reduced their ability to negotiate risk reduction resulting from the physical, structural and social environments of current dominant female-centred society. Thank you Magic Mike, thank you.

SEEKING A FRIEND FOR THE END OF THE WORLD
"I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man alive" that's what a girl said to the screenplay writer 2 weeks before he wrote this.

IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILAIDELPHIA
SEASON 7. yup



Monday, October 15, 2012

New Releases Tuesday the 16th!

                                                  Get to know him...
                                     They still aren't home yet.

                                                          Mad Men Season 5

Ever wondered what it would be like to hangout with Neil Young? Me either really, but I bet now you do...


                                                            That's My Boy

Monday, October 8, 2012

new releases NOV 9th

The Raven John Crusack is all like: "I'm a raven KAAAA KAAAA!!! KAAA KAAAA!!!! I like Poe, KAAA kAAA!"

Rock of Ages Tom Cruise is all like: "If I act crazy people won't believe I'm crazy anymore and then Kate will come back and massage my back again and our kids will think I'm cool one day 'cause I got real tattoos for this movie!"


A cat in Paris Like Pepe Le Pew, but longer, that's not true, maybe it is, I don't know

Prometheus SPOILER ALERT! Prometheus was like, " Fire is cool, why should only the Gods have that, dude, I'd be so cool if I stole that and chicks would dig me!!" and he did, and they did, and then whinny Zeus was all like: "DUDE PROMETHEUS!!! I told you that was ours, you're not allowed to have that, dude, I'm gonna tie you to a rock and have my eagle peck out your liver everyday and kill you and then you'll come back to life and he'll do it again and again!" and he did and the eagle did. And Prometheus was like, "DUDE, this sucks!" Meanwhile Hercules was waiting for Prometheus at a bar, and he didn't show up for like 4 days and Hercules got really drunk and then walked around looking for him and saw him chained to a rock and was like: "DUDE, I was waiting for you, where were you? You know I hate waiting in bars alone, you're my wing man!...AHHHH!!! GROSS!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LIVER?!?!?!" and he untied Prometheus and Prometheus was all like: "PFFFF, Your dad's a jerk! I don't think I can drink anymore, I've gone through like 5 livers!!"
Gerhard Richter Paintings Don't have Gerhard Richter wash your windows, he'll do a horrible job. 



Wednesday, October 3, 2012

ICED COFFEE HOT DAYS

people often stop by and tell us "Fayes you have the best ice coffee I ever drank. Do you put a little love in every cup."  Well the answer is yes every thing we do at Fayes has a little piece of heart in it, that and we cold brew.
"but what is cold Brew?"

Cold Brew naturally seems sweeter due to its lower acidity.The coffee beans in cold-press coffee never come into contact with heated water, the process of leaching flavor from the beans produces a different chemical profile than conventional brewing methods.
Cold brew coffee is not to be confused with iced coffee, which refers to coffee that is brewed hot and then chilled by pouring over or adding ice.

So stop by on one of these hot days and bring a friend to try our wonderful Cold Brew coffee.

P.S. It is also sometimes referred to as Toddy coffee. now you know.

Monday, October 1, 2012

NEW RELEASES on OCTOBER 2!





                                                              SEASON 1