Saturday, December 14, 2013

top films of 2014

Love actually III (2048).
Rather than releasing Love actually II, this jarringly funny comedy jumped ahead a sequel and made the third of two movies about the eight couples 34 years into the future. The all-star cast dons fat costumes, drooping skin and liver spots to present a rom-com that tests the meaning of love and time (210 mins. in length). Liam Neeson's academy worthy performance as realization that we're all going to die alone will leave you feeling empty and sated at the same time.  Get ready to "laugh at loud" (village voices) as you see fatigue, disease, dementia, and a hilarious case of erectile dysfunction plague Hugh Grant. Watch as Grant, Martine McCutcheon, Liam Neeson and the rest of the cast attempt to stay hip with the apocalyptic future of 2048.

"I'm pretty sure this is the best acting of Hugh Grant's career...though I can't really ever tell if he's acting or just confused that he's not looking at himself in the mirror, wait, only use that first part, you're only using that first part, right?" -- Ralph O-'Harren  film critic

"This is the kind of film we're going to marvel at in 2048 and wonder how they got it so right" --Sally DeLuv Reader's Digestion

Fast and the Furious 13 

The History of the Fayes Blog Vol 1-5 : Actor Alec Baldwin reads the 431 blog entries of Fayes video and espresso dressed as a sad duckling behind a green screen of kittens playing with yarn and butterflies. highlights include -new releases from Tuesday March 16th 2008, winners of the 2011 cutest Dog Contest and who could forget the quotable:  "we'll be closed on Thanksgiving gobble gobble gobble!" The unbelievable surprise ending will leave you questioning the time space continuum.


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