Episode 1: Alfonso
Alfonso Alejandro Kellenberger
Where were you born?
I was born at the Kaiser in La Mesa, San Diego County , CA
How long have you worked at Faye's?
For a while now ... (laughs) ... Maybe 4.5 or 5.5? Not sure...
Who would play you in the movie of your life?
Vincent Gallo with Ray Liotta or Keanu Reeves doing the voiceover.
What was the last movie you saw in the theater?
Paris after Midnight. I attempted to go see Tree of Life but they weren't taking passes yet...
What would your last meal on earth be?
It's gonna be as much Spanish ham (jamon serrano) as I can fit in me.
If you were a salad, what kind of dressing would you have?
Ranch with bacon bits!
If you could have dinner with any famous person, living or dead, who would it be?
Toulouse-Lautrec, but only if we could get drunk.
What question should I ask you?
Are we done here?
Are we done here, Alfonso?
Seems like it.